Trying to keep up with rap these days

I have this problem every time I sing along with a girl on the radio (xpost from funny)

When she grows up...

I now declare this bridge open! (x-post from r/beatles)

Horrification... the next level.

Sending pictures to a friend to cheer him up post-surgery, his response...

How I feel after submitting something on Reddit

Carpe diem...

Hello, do you like Star Wars?

Sent this e-mail to Michael Jordan today, we'll see how things turn out.

Child safety tips

Another beautiful winter night in Winnipeg, Manitoba.

Blink

Impossible Indeed

Group projects

Neil deGrasse Tyson on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Nope.

How I feel whenever someone at work complains about IE crashing.

The ultimate in troll parenting.

My friend got drunk and broke a window on his mums car. This is his preventative measure to stop someone from hot wiring it and driving off.

Trolling dem chefs

Banksy Vs. Robbo

I'll just put my forehead on hers and tilt my head down...ah...perfect, no one can tell...

Got into an argument with the wife and she changed the Netflix password.... think I'll get the last laugh.

a happy stoat

Appears To Be Legitimate

Was playing Skyrim, put my controller down to answer an email and turned back around to this. Someone does not approve.

Photobombing before it was cool.

Seth Rogen gets it right.

Whatcha Thinkin Bout?

politics

This needs to be a thing.

Yeah, you took the cake there

A happy robot playing guitar to a cat in the rain

Ran into Vincent van Gogh in the French Quarter Mardi Gras day.

Came home from overseas training duty and was presented this belated V-Day Boyquet. Any love for her?

I ran out of razors, so I had to improvise.

He just pooped his pants

One way running has changed my life...

it's always the comments that get me

Ultimate Easter Prank

Gas is only $3.16????

let the nostalgia of terrible pun jokes ensue....

You know you are bored when you start drawing these

My friend's wife said the only way he could take the cats outside was if they were on a leash. This was genius his solution...

Just found this in my friend's car

The tinted windows hide what little self-respect he still has

HEY GUYS. I make OC comics on my free time. This one is about wiggers.

To the person who invented these, fuck you.

Neil Patrick Harris just tweeted this picture