I see what you did there, Disney

Nah, it's just a boring egg, you wouldn't like it

Looks like we aren't eating tonight

When I argue with my girlfriend

Move your hand!

Who named Trojan Condoms?

"That's what." - She

I wonder....

Hardly see this kind of innovations any more

Saw this in the hall of my apartment... I bet he's sorry.

Cheap coffee table, 6 tubes of super glue and 980 dominos later...

Possibly the worst way to announce that you're in a relationship...

In the sky.

So I got dumped by my gf the other day and to cheer me up my brother sent this to me in the mail today

This mean nothing to me

I already know what this years Halloween costume will be.

How I imagine people react when I say something online

Shut up and take-A my coins

60 seconds. Pshhhh

Trollin' the computer lab.

I laughed way to hard at this.

Naked waitresses flirt with you

My adorable two-week-old chocolate lab.

Bad Luck Brian enjoying his internet fame

When someone won't shut up in the library during finals week...

Shit's about to go down

So while cleaning my room I came across my old diary from when I was 9...

Every Spring......Every. Spring.

Grandpa FTW

Nice security system Sears...

Max poses like a majestic prince when I take photos of him

This guy was outside my work today, our only hope.

Mirror Mirror on the wall..

Buddy of mine found this slipped under his door. High-fives all around commenced.

My gf's prof showed this to the class. Not sure if it's a repost, but it needs to be seen.

Growing up.

Store owners defending their property during the LA riots.

Our bloodhound puppy's ears are perpetually wet because they hang down into the water bowl.

I ran a 5k as Batman (and won!)

Closing up shop at midnight in my warehouse. Thomas gets half his salary paid by the March of Dimes because he is mentally challenged. He's the only person that ever decides to stay to help me close up at night.

Peekaboo

I want this.

He's got the right idea.

Abandoned Nightclub.

My home security on break.

So my friend was eating Dinner at "The Sink" a famous bar and grill on our Campus in Boulder when this guy came in.

What a baller

So we just hired a new IT guy

Most likely a repost. But a banana getting owned always makes my day.

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