The first time I masterbated.

He did it again. The mayor of Reykjavík, Iceland at the Reykjavík International Film Festival.

He did it again. The mayor of Reykjavík, Iceland at the Reykjavík International Film Festival.

Decided to make an Epic breakfast

Decided to make an Epic breakfast

The Human Brain.

My puppy the day he started eating again after overcoming parvo.

The central and peripheral nervous system of a human being. So, it turns out that deep down we're all just flying spaghetti monsters.

you create a monster, little child

Mom! What are you doing? No, mom! Stahp!

A random kid texts me... hilarity ensues.

Introspective bears

My buddy works at LAX. Couldn't pass up this photo-op...

First Disney World ticket ever sold in 1955

A-maze-ing!

A friend is in Africa travelling. He has been there for a few weeks and has posted less than ten pictures, one of them being these giraffes having a fight.

Spooning Explained! (FB)

This always gets me to laugh.

I cried when I saw this (Torrey Smith with Ray Lewis); Biggest moment of the season for me

a true man in the making

Official Image of Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine"

Yo dawg, I heard you like identical twins...

Sometimes Facebook is worth logging on to

In my local paper, they finally caught the son of a bitch.

Pier 54 in Seattle

That's the spot..

flip phones

My first cellphone upgrade.

HOLY CARP!

Tired mama.

To infinity and beyond

'Merica

The Perfect Spiderweb.

The Perfect Spiderweb.

Noisy Baker....

On the fridge at my office