Apr 24, 2012

A friend said the Alien franchise was just another "unartistic" and "poorly directed" horror movie series. This was my rebuttal.

Bazooka Joe My God!

Stop You Fucking Asshole!

Dear Georgia and Arizona

WTF Amazon comment?!

To be fair, all white people look the same

When I don't know the answer to a question in an interview.

Apr 23, 2012

Flamingo has malfunctioned. Please return to upright position.

I found her Merm!

My friend uploaded this gold last night to facebook

Really Smart Phone.

You will say, "Awwww".