Mar 20, 2012

I've got Bell's Palsy. If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.

Mar 19, 2012

Lego cake

Drunk at 4am this morning, realizing that work starts in 3 hours.

Morning Glory Rainbow Pool, Yellowstone National Park

Fuck the police

Me, outside the Duomo in Milan, getting photobombed by a pigeon

Mar 18, 2012

Yup.

I'm a bartender at an Irish pub. This is how I feel, preparing for tonight.

Trapped in the 5th Dimension

dat...........everything

Silly Dolphin

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