Jul 9, 2012

My mom was a hardcore castlevania player. This is her response every time a game frustrates me.

Not cool, SpongeBob. Right on the table cloth...

Historically Hardcore

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I caught him in the act. Dirty bird.

Jul 3, 2012

Ring ring

Rabbits.

Pure Genius

No hands in the lobster tank!

You farted in Trader Joe's

Trampoline, you're drunk. You are not a bird.

Woke up to a noise. Snapped a picture. Back to sleep.