Jul 26, 2012

Eggs.

Why you drink

Jul 25, 2012

My sister sent me this pug pic that I thought you guys might enjoy

Just a 20 ton humpback whale worshipping the sun 100 feet off my bow...

Mondays are tough - Imgur

Awesome Medieval Tavern, Prague

Like I give a fuck...

My fiancé and I are planning our wedding. This is my response every time she asks for my opinion.

I asked my friend's son what kind of cookies he wanted me to make for his 5th birthday, and he screamed, "STAR WARS!!!" Star Wars cookies it is!

Why I gotta be the thief?

Brilliant.

Jul 24, 2012

Well said.