Jul 26, 2012

Inspiration

When you call in sick at my job, we turn your desk into '92

Eggs.

Why you drink

Jul 25, 2012

My sister sent me this pug pic that I thought you guys might enjoy

Just a 20 ton humpback whale worshipping the sun 100 feet off my bow...

Mondays are tough - Imgur

Awesome Medieval Tavern, Prague

Like I give a fuck...

My fiancé and I are planning our wedding. This is my response every time she asks for my opinion.

I asked my friend's son what kind of cookies he wanted me to make for his 5th birthday, and he screamed, "STAR WARS!!!" Star Wars cookies it is!

Why I gotta be the thief?